Thursday, May 24, 2007

Heather needs...

I am following Laura and here is what I need:

Heather needs men now! - I know that, but where are the men?
Heather needs to start wearing a brassiere. - I try, but you all know how uncomfortable they are!
Heather needs two therapists - I have a problem...
Heather needs some body gaurds. - Have I told you that people are after me?
Heather needs new boobs - that goes along with wearing a bra
Heather needs veggies - I know I don't eat enough of them...
Heather needs something more to be satisfied - but what is it?
Heather needs an Anne - who is this Anne?

Heather wants another baby - another? where is the first one?
Heather wants hush money - what am I hushing?
Heather wants a new job - new job? I am happy where I am at right now
Heather wants people to take her seriously - that would be nice
Heather wants £10000 a day 'just to get by' - I wouldn't mind that

Interesting, don't you think?


Laura said...

I have been meaning to talk to you about your lack of a brasierre... :)

Just Another Day In Paradise said...

Well I know who "Anne" is- you obviously need to talk to Grandpa about sharing her with you!!!